lunes, 22 de octubre de 2007

Como deprimir a una persona en 5 segundos

Señora: -"Tengo un hijo que tiene mas o menos la misma edad que tu. El tiene 31 años. ¿tu cuantos tienes?"-
Yo: -"21 señora, recien cumplidos"-
Señora: -"Vaya, pues pareces mas mayor"-

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